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Porter made a trip to Home Depot tonight, as we lost enough shingles this time to require some temporary roof repair. I’m glad the store was open; when Heather and I went out, we found most stores closed, including two of our three grocery stores, and most gas stations.
Jon made it safely home. In fact, his was the call that let us know the power was back.
Jonathan is really happy to have the air conditioning back on; he was one hot and sweaty kid! While the power was off, he’d kept staring at the lights with a puzzled look, as if he couldn’t understand why we didn’t turn them on. When the power came back on, he still focused on the lights; this time with a big smile.
Time for a shower and a night’s sleep. Good night, all!
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The airport opened at noon today, and we took Jon to the airport where we assume he had no trouble catching his flight, though we haven’t heard yet. We chose to take the longer, but mostly-expressway route, as uncontrolled intersections made the other roads difficult to travel. With each hurricane we get better, however: many of the important intersections had working lights, powered by generators.
Jonathan is still enjoying himself, though he is anxious for the pool to be open again. I put some chlorine in, and when it has had a chance to dissipate we may indulge. It looks a little gross, with pump and filter not working, but it should be safe and cool. When they ask Jonathan what he thinks of Florida, he’s going to say, “The people are nice, but it sure is hot and dark there.”
I’m not sure when my next update will be. We’re fine, but if you need to get in touch with us, phone is more reliable at this point than e-mail.
We’re off to do some yardwork. It will make the pool and/or cold shower feel that much better, and help justify all the really soft ice cream we have to eat.
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I don’t know where this came from originally—it seems to be one of those things that arise spontaneously from the e-mail murk. But there’s a lot of truth in it!
You might be a Floridian if…
- You exhibit a slight twitch when introduced to anyone with the first names of Charley, Frances, Ivan or Jeanne.
- Your freezer never has more than $20 worth of food in it at any given time.
- You’re looking at paint swatches for the plywood on your windows, to accent the house color.
- You think of your hall closet/saferoom as “cozy.”
- Your pool is more accurately described as “framed in” rather than “screened in.”
- Your freezer in the garage now only has homemade ice in it.
- You no longer worry about relatives visiting during the summer months.
- You too haven’t heard back from the insurance adjuster.
- You now understand what that little “2% hurricane deductible” phrase really means.
- You’re putting a collage together on your driveway of roof shingles from your neighborhood.
- You were once proud of your 16” electric chain saw.
- Your street has more than 3 “NO WAKE” signs posted.
- You now own 5 large ice chests.
- You’re considering upgrading your 16” electric to a 20” gas chainsaw.
- You know what “bar chain oil” is.
- Your parrot can now say “hammered, pounded and hunker down.”
- You recognize people in line at the free ice, gas, and plywood locations.
- You stop what you’re doing to clap and wave when you see a convoy of power company trucks come down your street.
- You’re depressed when they don’t stop.
- You have the personal cell phone numbers of the managers for: plywood, roofing, supplies and generators at Lowes on your speed dialer.
- You’ve spent more than $20 on “Tall white kitchen bags” to make your own sand bags.
- You’re thinking of getting your wife the hardhat with the ear protector AND face shield for Christmas.
- You now think the $6000 whole-house generator seems reasonable.
- You look forward to discussions about the merits of “cubed, block and dry ice.”
- Your therapist refers to your condition as “generator envy.”
- You fight the urge to put on your winter coat and wool cap and parade around in front of your picture window when you finally get power and your neighbor across the street, with the noisy generator, doesn’t.
- You’re thinking of shaving your head and getting a black Gor-Tex rain suit like Jim Cantore has and so is your husband.
And finally, you might be a Floridian if...
You ask your sister up north to start saving the Sunday Real Estate classifieds!
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I was worried about Ivan, but Jeanne was weak and wandering for so long that I had all but forgotten about her. However, as we learned from The Hobbit:
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I feel simultaneously the most prepared and the least prepared of all the hurricanes. Most prepared because we get better each time, and much of the work was already done. Least because this is the first time I haven’t been running around frantically, getting things done. I suppose it helps that I did some of that (housekeeping, shopping) in preparation for the Daleys’ visit. I didn’t bake this time, however. Yet. Maybe tomorrow if we have power.
HJ&J treated us to a wonderful dinner at the Melting Pot (fondue), which also helped keep hurricane fears at bay. The WMAG was very well behaved for so long a meal. He ate bits and pieces of many foods, and enjoyed making friends at other tables. Our dessert fondue was an incredible dark chocolate with crème de menthe and Bailey’s Irish cream (Heather’s concoction). So maybe it’s a good thing I didn’t do any baking....
When we returned, the forecast was bleak enough that we put up more plywood. Then we did the little things: bringing in the remaining loose objects (grill, pool equipment, hanging plants, and such; filling the tub and other containers with water; making sure the cell phone and computer batteries are charged.
We had been so looking forward to taking HJ&J to church with us tomorrow, and many people there are anxious to see them. They had also planned to see family in Daytona Beach tomorrow, really the only day they can do it, since Jon leaves Monday. Weather permitting, of course. But it will take a miracle indeed to pull off those plans, as it looks as if tomorrow will be the worst day. However, as I keep saying, there’s still time for Jeanne to turn aside, and she’s been nothing if not capricious.
Not that I don’t fear and respect the hurricane’s power, but the associated tornadoes scare me even more. They just gave instructions on the radio for what to do in a tornado, including crawling under a workbench in a room with no windows. The only room with no windows here is the hall, and a workbench wouldn’t fit into it. But that’s okay, because we don’t have a workbench. I’d dig a storm cellar if it wouldn’t immediately fill with water. :) It’s a good thing the brachiation ladder is held up with hurricane brackets. It goes the length of the hall and provides an extra layer of protection. Or entertainment, if need be.
For now, all is calm here, and we hope to get a little sleep before the worst hits. I hope to be able to make an early morning update. Good night, all, and we love you!
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I think the WMAG is going down for a nap....
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The car seat was ready and waiting to receive the WMAG, who promptly fell asleep. After returning home, we followed suit.
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Porter decided that putting up the plywood again can wait till Saturday. We want the house to look a little more welcoming for Heather's first time home in three years. And, not coincidentally, by Saturday we will have someone here who is young, male, and strong. :) Oh, wait. We'll have TWO additional people here who are young, male, and strong.
By the way, Happy 12th Birthday, You-Know-Who!
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Thursday, September 23, 2004. 6:30 p.m. Janet, now back in school, said she misses getting regular updates from us via the website. Jeanne seems to agree, because the latest forecast has her paying us a visit this Sunday. It's not likely—this time—to interfere with the Daleys' flight tomorrow. (This visit is the rescheduling of the one that was cancelled by Frances.) But what it will do for the rest of their visit remains to be seen. I reiterate my statement: Just because we went through one hurricane with Janet, I don't feel any obligation to even things up by going through one with Heather. "Jeanne, Jeanne, go away..."; after what Ivan did, I won't even think about "come again some other day."
We took the plywood off our windows this weekend. It's neatly put away in the garage, behind a lot of boxes. But it can all come out again, and go back on the windows.... Maybe it would be good if you'd add us to your prayer list permanently—or at least till the end of hurricane season. :)
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Floodwaters have not yet crested from Frances. Lake Monroe is up to the sea wall in Sanford, and is expected to flood even without any more rain. We stopped at the gas station after church to top up the tank, even though it was more than half full. It will be a while before we take the availability of fuel for granted again. Supplies are still limited: the station where we stopped had only regular grade gas.
Nonetheless, today felt almost normal. Maybe too normal. Ivan’s predicted path is comfortingly away from us, but we know all too well how fast that can change, so it doesn’t pay to get presumptuous. Good night, all!
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We tried to break out of hurricane mode and do something normal tonight, travelling to the Orlando Science Center to take in a movie about Mt. Everest. But a power surge had taken out some of the equipment, which—for reasons best known to the engineers—made it impossible to run both the movie and the air conditioner. The air conditioner won, so we went home.
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For home educators, not only does the school never close, but the hurricane itself is part of the curriculum!
The hurricanes showed one good use for schools, however: If they didn’t exist, what would serve as evacuation shelters? We’d figure something out, I’m sure. But there’s no denying that the schools are handy.
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I went to the store because I realized I had to break out of my “bunker mentality.” I’ve been buying non-perishable foods, and using up food from the refrigerator and freezer, preparing for another onslaught. But I finally realized that the soonest we can realistically expect Ivan is Tuesday, and we have to eat in the meantime! So I actually bought fruit, and fresh vegetables, and meat. Early morning was a good time to go: Not only was the store not crowded, but I had not one but two deli workers attending to my order!
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9:15 p.m. Things are sticky at work, and Porter is stressed over the possibility of missing days next week. (The previous hurricanes did their worst on the weekend.) There is also the stress of wondering if that will be the least of our problems, but you can’t worry about everything.
The only thing worry is good for is to lead us to action: first to prayer, and then to whatever preparations we can make. “And having done all, to stand.” The stress comes in wondering if we really have done all that we should.
To lighten the mood a bit, I present to you an actual advertisement I found recently. Maybe the humans in Orlando have more to worry about than hurricanes.

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I am also rejoicing that it looks as if we lost only one grapefruit from our tree this time!
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As disasters go, you could even call this mild. I can’t imagine how horrible it must be in Iraq, or Somalia....
Somewhere out in the water (without passing over inhabited areas first), there to spend itself harmlessly into oblivion, that’s where I want this hurricane to go.
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They say Frances did the worst coastal damage in Florida’s history.
Once again, we have supply problems, especially of gasoline. The plus side of that is that it encourages people not to travel. So many traffic lights are out that we are seeing terrible accidents. When the lights are out, you’re supposed to treat the intersection as a four-way stop, and when that doesn’t happen, disaster sometimes follows. The TV people imply that it’s because people don’t know—or choose to ignore—the rule, but having driven to the airport after Charley, I can attest that a traffic light that is not lit is very difficult to see, especially in the dark. Better not to travel, if you can avoid it.
After Charley, my posts became somewhat philosophical. Right now I’m too weary for philosophizing. I’ll just say this: Light—Power—Water—Refrigeration—Air conditioning—Working sewers—Minimal damage to our home—Good neighbors—Hard-working Labor Day laborers—Thanks be to God!
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Porter had been on his way up to the roof to assess damage and fasten down the vent that had blown loose, but the heavens opened up again with some of the heaviest rain yet. The wind is pretty much calm now, though we are under a tornado watch.
We are beginning to clean up and put the house back in order, with a few exceptions: the plywood, for instance, is staying on the windows, at least until we see what happens with the approaching Hurricane Ivan.
The fact that Hurricane Frances caused much, much less damage than she might have is little consolation to those who have been hit hard, especially in the coastal areas. But that’s no reason not to be extremely thankful that she was less than a Category 1, instead of a Category 4, when she finally came through here. Unlike hit-and-run Charley, most of the local problems were due to the fact that Frances simply wouldn’t go away. That and the weakened infrastructure because we had not recovered from Charley’s blow.
Thanks again to all of your for your concern, thoughts, and especially prayers. Back to work—and lunch.
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Okay, it’s time to try our battery recharge procedure.
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Maybe today we can make contact with more friends. Some we reached yesterday and found they are doing all right, but with others we couldn’t get through by phone. They are probably fine, but they live in areas with less robust infrastructure (one reason we can’t reach them by phone), so it would be nice to know for certain.
In the meantime, it is still amazing to contemplate the fact that the rest of our family and friends are going about their normal lives. That includes their own problems, of course. I don’t think Frances can be blamed, but Aquillo snapped its mooring and ended up on the causeway! It’s okay, and safe in the boatyard now.
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We are a couple of crazy nerds, for sure, feeling all at sixes and sevens without our computers. Leisure is great when you are supposed to be working— but not nearly so much fun when you CAN’T work. For a while it was light enough to do a little work, even if not on the computer. After dinner (cold pizza) we read and did puzzles for a while (my World of Puzzles magazine came just in time!), and are now going to be early. Good night, all!
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I’d better go now, and save this laptop battery for later. Love to all.
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Hmm, just took a brief power hit. I'd better post this while I can.
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The back porch is now in the living room
Boarded-up window
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We’ve been gradually furnishing the hall again. It’s too narrow to hold everything until we really need it, but our supplies are close so we can hunker down fairly quickly.
Odd as it will seem to those of you who know us, we are actually considering getting a portable TV if they’re reasonably inexpensive. The TV stations do a much better job of covering the storm than the radio stations do, and we really felt information-deprived when we had no power during Hurricane Charley.
After posting this, I’m going to have some leftover pizza while we still have the luxury of heating it up. Then maybe some Poor Man’s Cake. Yum!
Porter just reported that a storm “with a tornado in it” is headed our way, due to arrive in about 15 minutes. (I put that in for you, Andy.) I hope I have nothing particularly exciting to report when I return. I hope I can return soon! Thanks again for your prayers.
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Here’s an interesting tidbit: About 14.6 million of Florida's 17 million people are under either a hurricane watch or a hurricane warning.
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10:00 p.m. I may make it to bed at a reasonable hour tonight. There’s still more to do, but the news has been good enough I may treat myself to a longer sleep. Frances’ slow movement has provided a little more time, and what remains is more “would like to do” than “must do.”
We’ll be under a curfew tomorrow! That will be a new experience for me. Not that we’re thinking of going anywhere. Good night, everyone. And thanks again for your prayers and encouragement!
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6:30 p.m. Porter has finished with the windows, which means he added our bedroom, the living room window over the piano, and the bathroom. He decided to skip the small windows around the front door, and the large, sliding glass doors in the back, all of which are a bit more protected. This meant that we had three pieces of plywood left over, which a friend (the same one from whom we borrowed the trailer) was glad to take off our hands. Now we just have to figure out what we’re going to do with the rest of the plywood when we take it off the window. I see a reorganization of the garage in the future....
For the curious, here’s the window-covering procedure: Measure windows, cut plywood to size. Holding plywood in place over the window, drill through the plywood with a regular drill bit, using drill #1. Switch to drill #2 and drill through the concrete block with a special bit. (Believe it or not, the bit that works on concrete does not work on the wood.) Taking care not to let the holes become un-aligned, screw in the Tapcon, using drill #3. Repeat many, many times, each time getting slower and harder, until you finally switch to new drill bits. (Each box of Tapcons comes with a drill bit, which tells you something about how long they last.)
My contribution to the afternoon, other than occasionally lending a hand with the plywood, was mostly cooking and other indoor prep. Two pizzas and several quesadillas later, most of the perishables have been used, and we have several things to eat that will not require heating.
There’s still more to do, but we’re both taking a break—Porter to check out the news, and me to write this update. Although it’s still too early to know what will happen, right now they’re talking about more damage from flood than from wind, although there will probably still be enough of the latter to make us happy we put up the plywood. We’re grateful that Frances is looking a bit more disorganized, and is currently a Category 3 instead of Category 4. Thankfulness helps me keep my mind off the fact that I SHOULD be picking Heather, Jon, and the WMAG up at the airport tonight....
Note: Hurricane preparation is good exercise.
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It’s a matter of risk calculation. Yes, the hurricane could take the roof off, and then having covered the windows looks silly. But high winds are a lot more likely to heave a branch through a window than to take off a roof. We make reasonable preparations, but no one can prepare for everything that might happen.
Back to work.
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Perhaps the best waking-up news is that Frances has diminished slightly to a Category 3 storm, though there’s still plenty of time for change, good or bad, before she hits us. And Category 3 is quite bad enough!
Question for my youngest brother: I’m seeing a one-to-one correspondence recently between your visits to Maine and hurricanes plowing through Central Florida. Can we persuade you to stay home when Heather, Jon, and Jonathan next plan to visit? :)
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10:00 p.m. The end of a long, but not unpleasant day. The worst news of today is that Heather, Jon, and Jonathan will not be coming as planned Friday night. Under the circumstances, maybe that’s good news. With the Orlando airport closing at noon tomorrow, they have no choice but to reschedule. As disappointed as we are by not getting to see the World’s Most Adorable Grandson and his family, we are happy to keep 1000 miles between them and Frances. Plus—well, it’s one thing to go through an unknown number of days without power, and quite another to go through the same number of days with a baby in diapers and no functioning washing machine. :) It’s almost bedtime. Edging past it, actually. But I’m going to do a few more things while I’m still inspired. Porter did make it to the landfill, after a few adventures (such as the nearest one being closed), and disposed of both a load of debris and a weight from our shoulders. We have two windows boarded up, and will tackle the others tomorrow. I need to clean up from the Poor Man’s Cake baking, and empty the ice cube trays once again so that more ice can form overnight. The big freezer will be happy to have the night to recover, as well. I’ve been making it work hard, opening it many times today to put in yet another jug of water or bottle of tea.
Thank you all so much for your prayers and words (e-mails, phone calls) of encouragement. See you in the morning.
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But it doesn’t matter for our street, now. Thanks to the help of several neighbors, we were able to put much more in the trailer than I had thought, and have only one load, instead of three, which makes a great difference. Neighborliness is the best part of a hurricane!
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Although we waited in line nearly two hours, it was not unpleasant, except in thinking of all we could be doing at home. Everyone was friendly, talkative, and eager to help one another out. We made a point, as we left, of thanking the Home Depot employees for working today, when I’m sure they would much rather be working at their own homes.
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It’s dark, so it’s time for indoor work: making ice, cleaning, organizing, updating the website.... We’re working optimistically to get the house ready for The Worlds’ Most Adorable Grandson. I promised a Poor Man’s Cake for our neighbor who is recovering from surgery; guess I’d better get to work. See you in the morning!
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12:45 p.m. Too late. All the Home Depots in the area are out of plywood. THAT’s what we should have done last weekend instead of yardwork (Saturday) or Disney (Sunday). We’re fine with batteries—good thing, because they’re out of those, too—but I’ll need to make a trip to the pool store and the grocery store. I had been planning to go grocery shopping Friday, to buy what we need for the Daleys’ visit next week. I guess that had better wait, but I should pick up a few staples while I can.
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Wednesday, September 1, 2004. Yes, it’s true. While we are still recovering from Charley, Frances has us in her sights. Not locked in, I trust—but right now we are sitting on the bull’s-eye. We are praying that Frances will take a harmless turn out into the Atlantic, not only because we don’t want to deal with another hurricane, but also because Heather, Jon, and Jonathan are supposed to be flying in Friday night. Jonathan, of course, has never been here, and Heather hasn’t been home since before she got married. We’ve been looking forward to this visit for a long time. However, just because we went through a hurricane with Janet, that doesn’t mean we’d like to experience one with Heather to even the score!
We still have many of our jugs of water in the freezer from last time. I’ve started freezing more, because we discovered that they are a wonderful way of having both ice and a fresh water supply. I just finished measuring our windows, and we hope to go out for plywood later today. (For those of you new to these updates, when Charley came we discovered that our window-protection boards had disappeared with our move.)Permalink | Comments
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