Being originally a New Englander, Porter has been a Boston Red Sox fan since before he learned that those things he put on under his shoes were actually spelled s-o-c-k-s. He loves the team so much that he usually refuses to watch them play. (We lived near Boston for nearly two years, and never went to Fenway Park.) Demonstrating that paganism can still lurk in the deep recesses of a Christian's life, he is (or pretends to be) superstitious enough to believe he can jinx them just by watching. And I must admit that the anecdotal evidence is pretty strong. He has the opposite effect on the Yankees, too. During the first round of the playoffs this year, he watched seven seconds of a Yankees-Twins game, with Minnesota well ahead—just in time to see Rubin Sierra hit a three-run homer to tie the game, which the Yankees went on to win. Chastened, he watched not one second of the Boston-New York playoffs.
The Boston Red Sox are in the World Series! Will he let his intellectual knowledge that the universe is not run in such a way that his viewing habits can really affect the outcome of a baseball game overcome his gut feelings? Not tonight, anyway: we have a concert to go to.
I'm rooting for the Sox, too. How can you pass up a personal connection? Red Sox catcher Jason Varitek was in Porter's Sunday school class, and he graduated from our own Lake Brantley High School.