The following headlines were presented as the top three on my Orlando Sentinel news feed this morning:
Transgender woman denied drinks during ladies night
Florida suspect accused of eating brain due in court
Mom accused of strangling 2-year-old with bra returns to court
The Sentinel is a mainstream, respected newspaper, with several Pulitzer prizes to its credit. Apparently, supermarket tabloid fare has become the new normal.
If you had not cited the source, I think I would have assumed that they originated from "The Onion."
Did they miss the flesh-eating aliens that landed outside of Disneyworld? What kind of shoddy reporting is that?
I can hardly stand to open "news" websites anymore. I suppose that renders me out of touch... but then again, maybe not. :\ I think they are out of touch with much of America.