I hesitated (briefly) to post this, for fear the person concerned might, if she ever came this way, think I was making fun of her. That's not it at all; she has, I'm sure, an important and respected job and I know she does it well. But perspective is everything. Having changed plenty of diapers in my day, not to mention my grandchildren's more recently, this auto-response to my e-mail struck my funny bone:
I will be out of the office beginning March 25th. I will return to the office on April 3. I will not have access to email or voicemail. If your question pertains to diaper raw material, market or premarket requests, please contact K---. If your question pertains to Wipes, please contact B---.
Somehow I think neither K--- nor B--- want to hear my diaper and wipe questions: Is it wet or dirty? Are we out of clean covers again? and Where do I put this?
